This is what Russian men get up to at work:
A drunk Russian man rode home on a bus, slept like a log and ate breakfast before his wife alerted him to a 15cm knife in his back.
Yury Lyalin, 53, had been drinking the night before the grisly discovery, when his colleague — who had also been drinking — stabbed him during an argument at work.
In a further bizarre element of the event, Mr Lyalin said he felt no resentment towards his knife-wielding colleague.
“We were drinking and what doesn’t happen when you’re drunk?” he said.