FBI’s coprporate hospitality

13 02 2008

Herald Sun reports that the 9/11 terrorism suspects have been treated to Starbucks and unlimited snacks in a new form of FBI investigative techniques.

Unlimited food and frappuccinos replaced waterboarding and sleep depravation in order to build a case against the alleged mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.

FBI and military investigators gave Khalid Shaikh Mohammed and five other men, who have been charged with murder, food whenever they were hungry and given Starbucks coffee as part of their interrogations as part of “rapport-building” methods…

I suspect Al Qaeda will retaliate by treating the infidels to some falafel and hummus with chickpeas. No booze though, sorry fellas!




One response

13 02 2008

I’ll have a mocha frappachino thanks boys!

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