Lessons to Kevin: Education Revolution fights Climate Change

3 12 2007

Australia’s prime minister elect Kevin Rudd promised to make Education Revolution and Climate Change his main priorities. Here at Lattenomics we think that Ruddster can utilise the Education Revolution to fight Climate Change. Here is our plan:

We all know that latte-sipping actors are the most environmentally-friendly of human beings. This is plenty clear from the mighty green ways of such high profile eco-mentalists as Leo Decaprio, Cate Blanchett and Toni Colette.

Lesson 1 to Kevin: Australian education system must focus on churning out more actors.

Lesson 2 to Kevin: In 2050 Australian movie industry must rival Hollywood. There is no other way to get 60% CO2 reduction by 2050.

We also know that celebrity wives such as Sir Paul McCartney’s ex Heather Mills are very environmentally pure human beings. Heather, who recently proposed we drink rats’ and dog’ milk to save the planet, is not only a latte-sipper but a vegan (extra greenie points).

I am looking forward to my first rat’s milk latte, aren’t you?

Lesson 3 to Kevin: Education revolution must teach girls how to get themselves a sugar daddy. The lessons on where to pick up rich guys and how to attract and retain the right talent should be made a part of the national curriculum. There is also plenty of scope for incorporating seduction techniques into sex education.




2 responses

3 12 2007

All I am going to say is….


Australian Movie Industry has it’s work cut out for them to reach their targets


5 12 2007
Rats’ Milk Honey « Lattenomics

[…] we had to really bite our tongues to not call Heather Mills a money-hungry slapper in one of our previous post. But as it turns out our latte-sipping hang-ups were misplaced, as one of the world’s […]

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